real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times